Anonymous: "Sorry Mycroft we can't take this one," Sherlock said having read the case file his brother had just handed him. "Why not?" John complained taking the case from Sherlock and glancing at it, "even I'm bored, please... even if it's beneath you can we take it?" "Nope," Sherlock refused, "you can take it if you want to, but I won't help you with it." "He doesn't want to take it because he can't say penguin properly," Mycroft teased as he left. "Say penguin." "No." "Just once, for me." "Pen-gwing."
when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered